BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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