ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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