i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I FOUND THE LEGS
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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