part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Shame - the story of my life.
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