Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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