i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Dicks are not precious.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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