i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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