I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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