i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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