Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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