Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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