Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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