OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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