He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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