gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's an acceptable place to lick
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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