What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
