Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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