Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't make out with my wife yet
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
it hurts more in the daytime
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
