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We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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