Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You smell like stripper and shame
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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