i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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