I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
