well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time