I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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