i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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