im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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