I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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