Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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