I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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