I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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