She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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