I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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