Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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