We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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