No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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