so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You did what with his pubic hair?
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