Your mouth is God's brothel.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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