This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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