its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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