**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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