Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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