so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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