Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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