I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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