I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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