He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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