bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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