TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Pete Davidson Says He Uses His Father’s Death To ‘Last Longer In Bed’ With Ariana Grande
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Woman’s Apartment Hunt Takes A Wrong Turn When Broker Accidentally Sexts Her
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage