At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.