New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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