We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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