I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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