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put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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