Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just tell him i said nine months
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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