I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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