Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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