Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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