i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
