i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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